How to sell wine like it’s Bruce Willis with a machine gun!

How to sell wine like it’s Bruce Willis with a machine gun!

Wine hasn’t looked so manly since we watched our mate Rebel down a whole bottle of it in one go in the common room and then go climb statues in his underpants. Actually it’s manlier than that.

This thing even points out that real men are only afraid of “unrequited love, the road less travelled… and clowns.” Which is true.

We’re picking up some Tassies this evening.

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